Posted 8 months ago
hautemacabre:

Rate My Corpse Paint

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How would Fenriz rate your corpse paint?

hautemacabre:

Rate My Corpse Paint

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How would Fenriz rate your corpse paint?

Posted 2 years ago

1. Corpsepaint is not yet considered racially insensitive.

2. Church arson is not a primary indicator of socioeconomic status.

3. The paradoxical nature of unblack metal is widely recognized, even by geographically isolated tribes.

4. Oslo residents are culturally hostile toward death metal musicians, Swedes in particular.

5. Necklaces made from a lead singer’s skull fragments are traditionally given as tokens of admiration.

Sociological Observations of Norwegian Black Metal Bands,” by Austin S. Matthews for McSweeney’s.

Relevant!

Posted 2 years ago
radioon:

nevver:

Map of Metal

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Fenriz would approve of this post.

radioon:

nevver:

Map of Metal

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Fenriz would approve of this post.

Posted 2 years ago

This.  This is apparently what Fenriz is doing.  Skip to about 2:20 to see the real madness.  I CAN’T EVEN.  ”DJ ouawejrakfjs!”

*Bonus points because their practice space looks just as crappy as the practice space of every band you know.  I love how they just don’t care.  Not in a “yeah I don’t care” way and then actually still caring.  But just really not caring.  Because they are Darkthrone.  FTW.

rhubarbpies:

Seriously, these dudes are the only thing I care about right now. CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO DARKTHRONE.

Posted 2 years ago
Fenwiz’ widdle bwudder?  From the amazing ICHC, of course.

Fenwiz’ widdle bwudder?  From the amazing ICHC, of course.

Posted 3 years ago
Posted 3 years ago
Posted 3 years ago
Fenriz would definitely buy these Black Metal Greeting Cards from cozmiclady on Etsy. Via Lightning’s Girl.

Fenriz would definitely buy these Black Metal Greeting Cards from cozmiclady on Etsy. Via Lightning’s Girl.

Posted 3 years ago
Posted 3 years ago