var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-11686082-6’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @whatwouldfenrizdo)http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/“<p>1. Corpsepaint is not yet considered racially insensitive.</p> <p>2. Church arson is not a primary indicator of socioeconomic status.</p> <p>3. The paradoxical nature of unblack metal is widely recognized, even by geographically isolated tribes.</p> <p>4. Oslo residents are culturally hostile toward death metal musicians, Swedes in particular.</p> <p>5. Necklaces made from a lead singer’s skull fragments are traditionally given as tokens of admiration.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p>“<a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sociological-observations-of-norwegian-black-metal-bands">Sociological Observations of Norwegian Black Metal Bands</a>,” by Austin S. Matthews for McSweeney’s.</p> <p>Relevant!</p></em>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/20839481112http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/20839481112Tue, 10 Apr 2012 08:52:19 -0400fenriznorwayblack metalmetalcorpsepaint<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1m746YDKI1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radioon.tumblr.com/post/20080834798/nevver-map-of-metal-i-love-it-so-much">radioon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/20080175840/map-of-metal">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2012/03/world-map-metal-bands-per-100000-people.html">Map of Metal</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I LOVE IT SO MUCH</p> </blockquote> <p>Fenriz would approve of this post.</p>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/20086365771http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/20086365771Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:30:39 -0400fenrizmetalblack metal<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/7661702?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="400" height="320" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This.  This is apparently what Fenriz is doing.  Skip to about 2:20 to see the real madness.  I CAN’T EVEN.  ”DJ ouawejrakfjs!”</p> <p>*Bonus points because their practice space looks just as crappy as the practice space of every band you know.  I love how they just don’t care.  Not in a “yeah I don’t care” way and then actually still caring.  But just <strong>really not caring</strong>.  Because they are Darkthrone.  FTW.</p> <p><a href="http://rhubarbpies.tumblr.com/post/11929756149/seriously-these-dudes-are-the-only-thing-i-care">rhubarbpies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Seriously, these dudes are the only thing I care about right now. CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO DARKTHRONE.</p> </blockquote>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/11930535117http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/11930535117Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:57:44 -0400fenrizdarkthronemetalwwfd<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkc6ueLA4l1qirzbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fenwiz’ widdle bwudder?  From the amazing <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ICanHasCheezburger/~3/3Wgg9VoAS0I/">ICHC</a>, of course.</p>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4998476691http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4998476691Wed, 27 Apr 2011 20:32:38 -0400vikingslolcatsfenrizblack metal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lisr2prSgu1qirzbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WWFD?</p>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4174733340http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4174733340Mon, 28 Mar 2011 22:04:01 -0400FenrizDarkthronetwitterblack metal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lis01elKnN1qirzbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WWFD?</p>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4161104456http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4161104456Mon, 28 Mar 2011 12:20:02 -0400FenrizDarkthroneVCUFinal Four<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liruksswMC1qirzbwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fenriz would definitely buy these <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/64360411/black-metal-greeting-cards-set-of-11-one">Black Metal Greeting Cards</a> from cozmiclady on Etsy. Via <a href="http://www.lightningsgirl.com/2010/12/black-metal-greeting-cards.html">Lightning’s Girl</a>.</p>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4159504433http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4159504433Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:22:04 -0400black metalmetalgreeting cardswwfd<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_limig9Q4ik1qirzbwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4087813287http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4087813287Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:21:56 -0400WWFD<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_limlnqIHJz1qirzbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4087806371http://whatwouldfenrizdo.tumblr.com/post/4087806371Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:21:26 -0400WWFD